Fruit guy clocks me right as I step out of the station. "Amazing grapes today," he says. "Very special." I reach for the bag and with a practiced hand commence my inspection. These grapes are fine— maybe better than fine. But that's my business.
Despite being a smartphone hater who hates having a smartphone and hates everything that the advent of the smartphone has done to society– or more specifically, to me– I do in fact own, use, and occasionally even enjoy a smartphone. More specifically, I use and have used an Android phone
There’s no good reason why an Upper East Side storefront that sells coffee grounds should have someone working the door. But in the event that there were to be a guy with an iPad standing at the threshold of the Madison Avenue Nespresso outpost, the last thing I would